Am I doing all right?

Dear Lord,

So far today I have not …

gossiped,

lost my temper,

been greedy,

grumpy,

nasty,

selfish,

or self-indulgent,

nor have I whined,

eaten any chocolate,

or put anything on my credit card!

However, I will be getting out of bed in a minute and I really think that I will need your help!!!